for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com
having a crush on someone you dont have a chance with
It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below.
Happy writing. You can do it!
This is actually brilliant.
wtf is this thing?
it doesn’t even have joysticks..
do you even rumble??!?
looks like we got ourselves a youngster
*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself
and I did shake it when i got really frustrated.
girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
my anaconda don’t want none unless you got
Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something.
MY ANACONDA DONT
Before you buy these.. just remember that charging your phone will never be the same.